For your listening displeasure, I’ve meticulously curated a Snobify playlist featuring artists so obscure, they haven’t even heard of themselves. I pledge that if any of these bands garner even one listen, I will banish them in favor of others whose members haven’t been born yet. Enjoy, but, you know, don’t.
Poopshovel
Pickle Park
Gutter Helmets
Lego Lamb
Unctuous
Pants Party
The Jellphonics
Tiger Bomb
Grand Manye
Spunk Junkies
Sputum
The Bat Rastards
Touched By An Uncle
Birth Canal Diary
Herbet’s Sherbets
Pirates of the Men’s Pants
Juris Prudence
Lung Butter
Have A Lice Day
Abracanoodle
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Spit On A Single
Fecalifornia
NJ Action Figures
Uncle Angelo’s Eggnog
Gordon Leadfoot
Built To Fail
Scofflaw
Sex Crab For Cooties
Prolapse
Hirsute of Armour
Underrehearsed
Egyptian Morticians
Frieswitdat
Compost Malone
Cassingle
Scummerbund
Kettle Koran
The King Mixers
Sorry Not Safari
The Flippin’ Houses
Dotcom Bubble
The Fragilistics
Pedifest Destiny
Butterknife
Coyote Lovely
Grabatate
PB Not J
Kranepool
The Turdigans
Labia Midori
Muscleupigus
Garble
Malcolm Stevenus
Betty Poop
Magellan The Felon
Yeastie Boys
Don’t Touch My Stuff
The Alan Smithees
Lost Luggage
Canada Wet
Bronchodilator
Spin Accountants
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The Lagerheads
Eh
Hotpocket
Pitchy ‘n’ Pink
Garbage Pail Grownups
Moist Handshake
Sock Snot
Acidic Shoes
Notworth The Money
Arcade Power Outage
Dingleberry Farms
The Mason Reeses
Loogey
Gregory’s Pecs
Fingerslut
Toe Jam (Or Not Toe Jam)
Combover Jones
Significant Mother
Tap Doubt
Rage Against The Cugina
Blohole
Our Daddy’s Rich
Alt Isney
The Cosbynauts
The Saggy Bags
Random Noise Generators (RNG)
Shart Week
Lew Stool and The Psillium Capsules
Tidy Whitey
Hector Alice Major
Sorbet of Pigs
Better Van Campoven
Crustaceanary
Aart Vaark and the Aanteaters
Smellbound
Creatures of Abbott
The Left Out